THOSE BOOKS ARE BOTH REALLY OFF AND WRONG, I WOULDNT READ THEM AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN FICTION ESP THE ROSSI ONE SHE LIVED WITHT HIS GUY ROZZ WHO JUST IS A FANTASIST. AND SORT OF EWRRTE THE BOOK I THINK HE WISHED HE COULD WRITE AND HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER WRITING ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN? EVEN IN A CRAPPY MAGAZINE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that dress fit perfectly two months ago but then i had my little nervous b reakdown and ate macro deserts and got a little huge so it all goes to me knockers and me tum. those be me spanx holding th etum and the boobies just well i couldve picked a more consvervative bra i suppose it seemed alrightzatthe time , the girl that makes tehse dresses is named clare la faye shes a fucking genius and is goingt be as big as rick owens, shexs the best desiugner out of la since rick and shes just amazing……..i got caught in a rather compromising psition by th epaps today but youll see the whole sordid mess tomorrow so i may as well not discuss it. i was concerned this week as the book wasnt ont he nytimes bestseller list again but ivebeen assured by my publishers its exceeding all expectations and will be back on that this is common and that it s doing very well , sop im happy about thsat becaiuse ill be dAmmed if im doing tons of more pr, ivedone my fair share now let me go hide and get gastric bypass or something. (kiddding) ( i dont even think thats legal) okay gonna watch dads army and go to me club with me secret friend.
thanks for your lovely support.
i have to paly something live on russells show tomorrow and my shameful pap moment will havebeen published by then, ill probably suck so bad but he takes the piss out of me and hes so offensive yet it just makes me laugh my ass off, hint therell be ping pong balls and old boots and african babies. and also im the queen. of England, you know. Elizabeth. but thats plenty dfont wnt to give it away, it s just awfully good fun and he really nailed me but in A TOTALLY hysterical way.
love\
corkscrew

but why did i have my bnervous breakdown>? i look back on it on it now and it seems so stupid ,it was over a stupid dude and he did bad things and has terrifically bhuge massive issues and frances hates him. im just embarassed and im glad i found out that certain people cannot be saved in time, it did help me thru the record but then as soon as it was done my unconscious went into survival mode and went”you twat you cannot possibly think igts relistic to hang out with that guy in real life”. okay enough of my personal life i have to go and then o have ot practice songs and iw ish i still had meds because they “regulated my moods” and macde me less nervous. and im all anxious about russelll he gave m e sooooooo much work to do, but i love work so its good.
night
cork
ps as far as being”obsessed” with the onternet i dont have a google alert and i wAnt this site to grow and to be a psotove place i can blog like i said i went there to that othe rplac e the once and it was for th emst part innocent good people and then just a bunch of people who have me confuysed with a chubby nicole ritche or something.
just venal and nasty and anythin g else to do with it i hear from staff i dont have an account and am unable tyo log in to that site. nor would i want to. i happened to be around someone who for practical purposes had an account, there was alot of copyright violation and plain slander and its been turned over to Howard ( my lawyer) at this point.

for a skit, its really nasty too.
i told you guys thered be some funny paps coming and herrrrreeee they come, the show is filthy dirty, really, kinda disgusting but iu went with it cos its funny as fuck so who cares, im up late gotta practice these songs oops there goes my manicures, im gonna stop blogging and answering things til we geta copyright system cos ive been told that my responses go straigh ttot he other site, if fans and supporters want to come here there more thAn welcone and maybve well do an interview once every two weeks and collate your questions but id like to make sure copyrights are all in place and the is are dotted and the ts are crossed.
not to say i wont answer anything i just hey i wont discuss my err.”feelings” when iwent to that other site i noticed a number of threads with i dunno im giuessing fifty to a 100 poswts about why my hands were red on halloween, it would take a child perhaps a gifted to child to figure that out. but that threaed i read soon turned into a mass of insults and even included my daiughter, ive confrinted brooke, she wants to be on friencdly terms with me and id like to be nfriendly terms with her despite this ownership of my name that occured in 98, wich is just wierd to me, but ce la vie, its money right? BUT FOR TAHT TO HAPPEN she needs to pay attention to her site.
copyright infrignements as isaid slander a trading post where one can purchase bootlegs gee i bet sprngsteen doesnt have a bootleg post on his site something tells me u2 dont either cos well….taint legal is it? but my lawyer will deal withthat and slander, itys just ridiculous its been bugging me since i went there, yet theres so many great supporters and fans on that site, so if theyd like to joij our site ot seems erarly days but were moving very very fast and will have regiustartion and name changes very very soon. until that time ill keep my posts short if i post at all and simp0ly to the point, russelll has a little howard stern in him but matt and david went along with thier stuff last week and its onlty sporting oi g along with mine, i cant be.ieve that dressig for A skecth As queen eluizabeth could create quiote so much enmity but it is tmz, they dont spare anyone, so it goes, fuck the net, it was a bad time when i had googler alerts and alan my pub licist who also has shakira beyonce clooney denzel mel and a few others and is a king and saomene i listen to completely said to me that he doesnt allow his clientys to have google alerts it took me a week or so but it s been long gone and im far better for it.
i like Paris i see Paris alot we go tot the same gym aand ioccasionally hang out although i stay out of pap pics with her- shes got excellent manners so i feel bad saying this- io feel wierd goingall the eway back to the states to present on the billbopard awards with her hosting i hope this isnt taken the wrong way but as a musician and a lyricist it sort of denigrates music somehwat makes it seem a joke, i dont wan tto get all uppity again and make trouble for Anyone like i used to 9 at thsi moment) ( but you cant keep a bhorse fromwater….) i just find it wierd. no offense to PH i jsut think a comedian ,,,,oh who fucking cares ratings are ratings and i like her fine. i just stay away after midnight =it all goes pi nk and strawberry around then.
fyi re hank :”dxrunken genius” i used to only dri k to go onstage i never kept booze inthe house but for one bottle of rare wine, wich i still have, when my friend finishes producing this Nirvana movie ( oh yeah and you wontbelieve whose pakying KC and whose playing Me) can have the bottle if she does what i know she can do wich is make a brillaint first class film. of it gets to a certain level she gets the b ottle of wine, if my other film gets there first and i by some miracle get nominated with wich this script andthis director is possible id be the only person on earth imagine thsi wweird scenario up against someone playing myself, tahts a long way off and wh o knows if its even likely but it has crossed my mind as a wierd moment- the diorectors were looking at io thibkcan do with heavier than heaven a better job than walk the line, so yeah thats the real news and no no details whatsoever are going to be answered. No xshortcuts, nothing even remotely b list or subpar on ewither film and deep intense political meaning in mine,my director is notoriously slow, but hes on board and im sure ill hav e insiurance problems but hey owen wilson has insurance problems, its been dealt with before, and will be again, im very excited the caveat os that i have to liose a massive amoutn of weight again and i have to learn a very exiotic and hard to learn language not fluently but enough, its a very deep extremely political piece and i am itching for himt o announce it.
in the meantime while Linda sorts out my record deal and we work on the last song we feel we need to have this be a master work, nto saving rock n roll justs aving ME, i foudn the the the play in london, its reminescent of roxenkrantz and guildxenstein Are dead in terms of concept and its a massive risk either perfect or total disater p[erfect writingbut thats what engages me so very much- i have to start lookingat dorectors now, i want a small theatre - itxs extremely formal but also cdeeply sexual and the trope is totally brillaint, it wont be more thzan a few weeks when all three of thesde projects are announced, who is playing kc is goin g to take A little longer as some actors tend to get their managers on board and we dont want that and i k ow her wantxs to do it and my pridcucers a genius and one of the most pwerful women in hollywood, s wellas a great filmaker on her way to becoming excellent, shes doing a crowe film at the same ish time- shes the perfect person for alot of reasons- her cv os great and shes just perfect for this- and shes stuck by me trhough thick an dthin no matter what and worked really really hard to get me out of actor jail and has succeeded in gettiung me to the first few squares onthe monopoly b oard, i was always pretty good at monoploly tho anyway this play- to do it i have to do it NOW if the records to come out in feb march i dont want a summer record i want a valentine record, so NOW is when i need to spend the most time here in the UK, ill miss my dogs but franny will be with me and we found a good school for her to attend and shes excited about it. thats my news,
i feel really good about this record listened for the first time in weeks today as i shot for cavalli he named me his “muse”
rewmemebr when noone would dress me? its too bad ive got this tummy cos im getting some amazing clothes sent lately- weird how that works, a lot of high necks an dbows, and gowns are trickling in but i want BEST gown, i slipped in chocalte last night but ton ight i have carrot an dapple slices right by the bed, cos i foun dthese wacaol better than spanx but ouch :lose ten pounds in ten minutes: its says and youd i but it HURTS.
gave Noel Fielding somne teeny tiny clothes hedi slimane had given me and ric j owens had- hes so skinny he looked fab0 even crackity jones/ fklybt diet would never hace fit those ricj pants or that hedi jacket- skinny brit boys, i told him we had to time share onthe ann demueleneuster tailcoat though cos i dig it,
maybe ill wear a sweater and pants tomorrow to the show due to how sexual the cctv stuff is ( prerecorded without my knowledge its pretty dammed gross) i dunno i botta learn two surprise new songs taht if yoru american youw ill NEVER understand………dee;p and meaningful, i had maddonnas guiatr teac her today and as he left he said :you play a lot better than madddonna:” uh really? noone said iw as a good player but uh ya think>? dont neab to sound bitch y but it was a good laugh. crikey i onkly wrote 6/7ths ish of an album on the guitar and am playing in every track……maybe i might have it as an actual mnode of expression rather than a big necklace…..i dunno maybe she wanted to play guiatr becauxse itwasf unf or her i dont talk to her much anymore so i dont know, i do know her yoga teacher kicks mnyf ucking ass and im sore as hell
sleep now.
corkscrew
ps quick anecdote i used to be so innocent taht when i threw that compaqct at maddonanna never once thinkingtheyd play it a milliomn times that week tabitha soren remmember her wrote somewhere iw as wearing”last seasons” Galliano i sat with at that time Anna Wintours right hand man Paul Cavvaco and had him explain everythingf rom resort to pret a porter to cpouture etc. iwiwsh is till didnt know an di tell myself that i only wantot know the label so i knwo the cut- eg chloe looks good on me - versace looks good on me cos of the cuts- i could be lying to myself ahhhhhto have that innocnece back when brand names meant iugtterly n othing…..but now i like Lanvin and Tsubi jeans and collecting westwood and rick and clare and chanel. id unno i didnt sell out i just bought in some.
love you guys. your sup[portive an di always get ina good mood when come over here and read yoru questions eytc.
ive spoken to billy recently and he mentioned nothingabout shirley manson and i know theres terrible blood between mr x and mr bc in shirleys camp ill text him now to see if its true but he wouldve said something yet i got an email saying billy was playing with her- b y the wya i love her so if thats happening good for fucking her shes a goddess. but something tells me theres a rumour here, billy tells me everything.
corkscrew

bowery>?wghen i had no voice andhad been in th epokey for the imaginary mic stand? that wasnt a show alogt ofpeople tell me they liked that show but i couldnt sing so i just shrdded what wqs in me and i dont really count it as a show more performance art not mucical at all ther wont be as much sassin or assin on this tour andno stage diuving anymore, i want to age fairly gracefully yall i saud fairly

tinyt bit hard for fb>? ity kills her every time. last time was the nanny whod teamed up with c—-ns coke whore to ytrade my clothes and goss to brit tabs about me and him, it was a bloddy nightmare and she denied it and denied it and gee there was the phone bill. it killsher. shes a wary kid. thats anothe rreasonthis myspace nonsense is even allthe more absurd, shed never callatenntionto herself inthat manner,im breaking this to her real gentle. but i willget to the bottom of it and parents will be called and the schoolw illbecalled about said parents.

and thats mmy last long post for a while juliet will collect the relevant questions hope ivce answered a few directly and inadvertantly and well do an interview type thing, well be up and running with COPYRIGHT on my writing within a month or so.
ill still post but very fast yes and nos. and obviosuly if this wanst me juliet would have deleted me long ago, this is my partner juliet and we hope to hzve a fruitful; long lasting positive relartionship with no fiunny business and no wierdness and no spite and no self concepts of loyalty when in fact the whole of the other site fo rthe most oart reflects negativtity, i wouldnt say a loyAl friend ran that site nor would any sane person inthis galaxy.

are you kidding? id love to work with polly jean but id love fo rher to rock and she seems to be in another space, shes so tidy and m so messy…dunno. virgo/cancer/
STOP taking my posts over tot he other site yeah w dont make your egister ( yet) and were real reloaxed ( still) but to abuse that is just wrong.
and frannies IT guy checkec her mac just tro be sure NOPE- no franny on postong but an older sibling of either ne of teh peodophile conspiracy theorists foundher and stole her pics, somehow and they shall be punished. im calling parents as soon s i get home.
im doing ht ebig faat quiz at the end if the year ross asked me to bo onhis team its walliams and russell and ……someone else , i alsmost said no because this someone else, but itll be great fun and why the fyuck not,
were filming out sketcheds tomorrow i ve neverdne sjketches so i may just totally sucxk but russell makes me feel free,
aND IM PLAYING SOME SONGS on his shosw but ,,,well its a nmajor surpirse :”motbhercfuker: wouldngt go down well wth ch4

court said on 29 Nov 2006 at 9:35 pm
linda does singa ot of nanas and lovely parts buit this is the firts time she macde me back my own seklf up do is dont hasvetha purdy melissa voice to rely upon, but lindahas contributed vically only its so subtle/
court said on 29 Nov 2006 at 9:36 pm
pch is not my fave song onthe record for once in your life and nobodies daughter are.

sm is a really comicsted song its got a string section in it and lucsh lushc klevels of prodcution so thast live venue was the :unplugged ” version of it all you really got was a repeptitive melody and billys excellent guitar part one of a few, i dont knwo that id like it inthat format either- but i promise that ans loserdust are frannies faves and shes as touygh asudience because noobnes mom is cool at 14

i dont “love” eithe rof my pzarents there is a blank spot for both of them snd of either died tomorrow i wouldnt feel a thing. cold i know, but there is zero chance of any sorto rfreconciliation and linda wellcopuld havebeen llying about the lsd untilyou kno wthat hanks girflfirnd when he knowcked up my mother was a memeber of the manson family who is still in jaol for murdering anigail folger. and that in one of his books beforei got fasmous he attached his tar to mansons( not marilyns) ( charlies) and punlished ( self) letters between him andmanson, hes a real retina nd yes he DID make acuid of this i am positive, a memeber of the greatful dead alleged to be my :”godfather” told me onbuffaloe ny in about 95.

of course julia davis
matt lucas told me last night kathy burke doesnt perform anymore that they wanted her to be andys mother ina heelchair and she just writes and refusxes to perform ive known her sinc ei was 17 or 18 or whatever straiught to hell era was.
There ar eother songs i like better than PCH its just one of the rehab ones and linda ar4rnaged it nicely and you bet yur britches on a pollemic level some people will say billy did everything when in fact Linda did alot an di did alot and billy played alot of guitar and did in fact write some bnice parts- i need co writers- eric sgtopped being one- that simple.
im n ot ahsamed to say i need c o writers.
it doersnt embarassme int he l,east-what upsetrs me is when those co writers get more than their fair share of credit or in LTT case those co wroters never wrote a note but a b side ( cobain) so thats me but yes i love julia. shes nuts.
in a good way.
i liked wathcing robots in disguise the other night, they were cute.

i don t know that guy i know his band is sort of the pitome of spianl tap uncool ( dfound otu today) and that he planted it, i wouldnt erecognise him from anyone here, honestly.
i do you know shag, i just cant find a monogomous man who i really love, its not like im celibate im just insanely insanely careful about my sex life and who i tell and who knows, one person im superfriends with is extremely private ands so i the other , so its just MY BUSINESS but it wouldnt be this guy thats a promnise i dont even know him i think he was lurking aroundn noel and i at the insomniacs ball the other night, from his pic i recall a guy that looked maybe like that…..tryong to get into the dressing room. sometimes where theres smoke theres fire inthis case no smoke its juts a stupid plant its ridiculousl.

to the person who thinks there should be more vocal emphasis- ther c o0mes alot mor e vbocal emphasis we start whole worl din yo0ru hands fairly medium take rit was y down andthen spit it out as though it were bile.
did yoga with russell today his practice is amazing iwas exhausted and were doing sketches on the show too so we had to rehearse some of those ideas, never having hosted snl ( jackass that iwas i demanded gto play and sing when offered) so these area ctuallty my frist sketches,
i just had hot c chocalate an d cookies and wish i was bulemic,……no kidding but sometim es the carbs put yp0u to sleep when youc ant get up. i weas talking tp franny and i told her one of her friends solf her out- got pics of her and schools tuff and sher knws who it is and i think i agree with her this girl e–a who has always been jealous of frAnces, but smart, you knowe with 12-15 they haste each othe ron e week and then like each other again well e–a reminds me of nellie from little house onthe prairie and i think she acts a;l nicey nice around adults and then is a holy terror when we leave- but me - ive got a side thats very disciplin ed and very uncool mom, i dontneed ot be “c ool” mom i already am and another side that knows EXAcTly the terror a 14 year old caninflict an di know my kid and i chec k her internet with her there thats a rule, c ertainly not the same as diary snoopin g wich iw ouldnt dxo unless drugs came in the picture wich they never will, but like any responsible parengt i check those friends on her mys pace page i knopw them all, she doesnt have but the two aliases an d ones to write grandma with and she simply doesnt have anyt sorto fmy space thats accesible or know about this site or certaib loy ina million years that other site, she wouldnt ev er totlerate bein ga round people who talka about her mother that way anyway.shes an angel of a good kid. im extremely lucky.
so no more conjecture, its a fantasy that frances has any sort of time let alone dfesire to attract attention to herslef via the internet, shes got far far more iunterests than thbat and barely goes ongthe net and when she does its merely to IM her four or fivelittle friends,,
the end of that discussion
oh yeah anyone giving me shite for checking my babies internet should also know i also have ablocker on the remite control so she cant run in to porn tyope shows, wic h inculdes sex and the c ity, shes allowed to watch thatw ith adulots occassionallya nd she can watch weeds.
duh we do haver rules in our house

frances IS on mys pace na name that noone but her little girlfriend know and no pictures and certainly not the one above an dthey are flattering themselves if they think that frances knows what that other site even IS, shes most certainly not on that site and shes defntly not on mhy space on anyway anyone but her schoolriends can find her.
c

jeez. wait for five or six records and maybe thso one willhav e some bona fide hits on it before you start talking box set.
heard AS at the booksigning its actually not so fucking bad maybe i hate it becaus ethe civer art sucks and theres a few songs wich are awful and the prodcution stinks but the songs are pretty good.