theres a really nonsenical bullshitter on that ther site- iwould hasten to say the giy is really evil although i dont know him and in his fantasy world i do, he has a very very active imagination, imaginaing allsorts of cimmunications between himself and me- yes i do recall afew emails with this guy- woch hardly translates to lunch with movie stars and a list of who ive slept with bit in the interest of legal stuff today i had to see some of his insane posts, he remnds me of my father- hes that psycho= he postyed that if im posted it means that im using drugs???????????????? WTF?????????? Navarro blogs, Gerard Blogs both as sober as me- its absouloute fantastical shit, and fo rsome reason it reallya nnoyed me when i read it- ussually the evil crap off that other site just rls off me as i know it s just a matter f time til. the name has to change and my legal team is really way on top of all the nfrimgements, wich are more important than the defamations, but those are disgustin g to skim through, whatver i do or say thes epeople act like they have phds in psych from Harvard and theyll be happy to tellyou they have a masters in anythingf rmm marketing toVictorian literatire whatever suits the most recent p[ost or event ive attentted, they im sure for the most part are a very uneducated lot of humans and i have no intention of giving them any power but i remember this guy- hes crazy as batshit and i was just - pissy all day about what i read, his posts are always fantasies but this was particularly uh…eclectic. i post thus i must be on drugs, thats just a fucking zero equasion, he was also “demanding” that i have madnatory drug testing n my career- what is he a phd in psych and a fucking judge>? motherfucker my record doesnt exist, its been expun ged, i dont use any drugs whatsoever, i dot “self medicate; in a ny wayl, ot sleepers not abilify an y more- nothing- nada- nyah nyah nyah- i find i dont need to have medication- i connect to my gohonzen and i do that for at least an hour a day and im inrythym with the universe and the universe is good to me- i havethis little shithole of people who id ot knwo who write the ost crazy shit- but i never haved gon e to that site since last time iw rote ab out it b ut when my lawyers sent thos material thbrough to the team, iwas just disgusted. whoa re these fucking people and tor repeate a very powerful cliche- geta LIFE live it and leav eme and your obsession with me alone or own it completely- own that yoru bsesses with hating on me an dthats what gets you throiugh your day and projecting into a celebrity you cve had tertiary at bnest contact with is the high point of your entire existance is beyond sad, own it.
okay in the soptrit of my 53 new ydears resolutions il llet this go now-= b ut that place gets worse by the minute from my reading materials today- and ths palce gets better and they cant control my positovity or where imngoing or what im doing or what friends i have and how good an dluky i have to have the friends i do have, im a lucky lucky girl, and im honoured and blessed to have suc h a wonderful life and jealousy and false witness wiull inly lead one to terrible karma. so roll in your compost puddles or rise above it and bne true to your heart.
i shouldt give this any power whatever- biut it noys me that some insane pscyhotic who had a few emails with me wrotes such madness. it desnt infuriate me- it makes me sad and feel=sad for his life condition a nd people like him are in my prayers, they get cauight up in an easy target that not even chic to target anymore- christ its so passe to attack me lately- pay attention to the dammed zeitgeist!
and get the hell over me, cos i aint coming ov er and i aint giving youa ny power,your just liek a cokroach, that ive somehow attracted and boy oh boy dont talk tostrangers onyoru personal email even twice is right.
the guy needs meds and bad, i can tell a bipolar an dthis guy os def one and i think he belongs on my Creeps File- peopel who present a physcial danger to myself and my child.
okay im dcone venting.
i have friends over and were gonna have a nice cuppa and watch some more crazeee top model nonsense or pans labyrinth. i fin ally got Dreamgirls today at the house- thats my noght tomorrow.
lotrs of love and delight and knowing who you are and beauty and love ina llyour lives, lotsa fabulousness and speaking yoru mind and spirit and fibrillating to the rythym of the universe ,stay postive an dhold your head up and let it slode rght off you no matter what- if your sober theyll say yoru not if your happy theyll say your sad- there snothngyouc an do to please the suppressive people whose intentions are just to covet and lie and bear false witness, forget thnat energy and do what yoc an to prtect yoyrself from it.
ifyouev ever had a lie spread about youa t school, you know what i mean ive had that alot in my career- buitthsi was justa WHAAAAT?>? moment.
okay
corky

the necklace is theo fennell, where EJ gets kmost of his jewelry,he doest do loaners, but i had good references, i shouldve gotten the ruby one but i was thinking iwAs gomnna wear it to the fairy ball.
Theo Fennell actaully makes brilliant stuff. sterling marmite lids, and HP holders, and he uses this green stone the rarest stone in the world, its almost glow in the dark.
i cahnt sleep.
My friend neris is now painting ( very succesfully) paintings of ones first teddy bear or binky, she used to be a film producer- co produced “Elizabeth” and mahny other films but she decided to paint and there was a silent auction on her stff bt id dint know it was my friend neris as her names now nell, ots really cte, if you have a realy binky you miss you can gether to paint it for you and immortalise it, i have the wire tivoed and srtudio 60, im shocked andf a little freaked that they keep going on at the stalkersite about my “jealousies when they are obviously projecting thier own opinions and feelings about otjer ewomen,m ivenever been and wont say this again a jealousy driven type of woman, quite the contrary, i never useed to think i was enough so hooking up with someone i thought was prettier than me made me feel secure bt jealousy if onbe were to make a list of my chjaracter defaults and take my inventory wich is what thos eposters do allday and all night at stalker centarl .com my mod tells me they go on and ona bout Mel, i said it alreadcy- she was very pretty thats why she was hired ahnd i know for a fact people resented me for doingsomething so base- but she ha dotehr god qualities, mostly it was her looks though, and i spoiled her like a princess and we werfe good togetrher, inever had a momnent to feel jealous of her, im the singeer, the singer doesnt have to be jealous of anyone, thats the beaty of the dammed job,i enjoyed looking at her onstage and i enjoyed forcing Press to take both our pics when they refused to do band pics, id make them do me an dmel pics - i alsmot losta rolling stone cover once becaus ei demanded the band cover classic condindrum and they wanted the singer- it was the lowest selling of my stone covers. Eric says he didnt like photo shoots bithe demanded them- we paid hundreds of thousands in pics that was allrecoupable, how many college master degerees are over at that site is there a master degree for everything i say? Victorian literature?: Marketing? “Media jobs{” wqhere ones “In the kn ow” about what “my buzz is”
awwww shut it,.
i tell my entire diary of what it s like to go to juvie hostpotals an dinstituions a few times a week and to be a mentor big sister to one whiote girl ancd one black girl and noone wantsto even discuss it, but thats okay,we can discuss sera instead.
I once got jumped and had sex with the most beautiful woman in the world in some peoples opinion just to do it, theres many candotates so dont even try to guess, not being a lesbian it was quite an adventure, but id ont recall jealousy about her beauty crossing my mind during the interaction, at all, i enjoy beaity in all iots forms wether its smarts, talent, brilliance, charisma or god given physical beauty. i had the same expirience with a m,ale of the same level of beauty in most peopkles mionds and found him mostly annoying- nice but a sleep farter and …well theres not zlot of words for it, im alot more picky now, id rather go wwithout, i want the whole package and im willing to wait for it, and i think ill get a nice juicy one and a sweet ione and oine who has more money than me as thats Frannys ( very sensible) criteria. Idx rather just wait and do nothing this mnonth as Lindas gone to …where shes gone to for the hols and the mixing doesnt start tikl mid jan, i see my little sisters tomorrow allday and visit a scazry assecd instituion with my H and I group in the evening, some times at thersze H and I panels people are talking tohtmesleves shiffling about and it cahnbe scazry as hell- i didnt like Bellevue but this is neccessary that the mor eo fus that do these opandels help the most, no wthat im doing it volunatirly as opposed tp commnity service its a different dynamci i think, the two gorls were thinking id abandon them and of course i wouldnt, one needs braces really bad and im gettingher orthodontia for Chrismas, And iveneverr had such a great staff or sch a great team of people around me- the very best group pf people who actuallyr eally care about me and do not steal and do not overcharge and do what ios needed to get things done, an dim so greastful for that,, somneones selling Kurts chAir oncriags list and i know who stole it and im PISSED, someone else camne forth to rturn a book of photgraphs of kurt and i and we spoke today gee, yopull never believe where he got it, thats why maybe you dont let webpeople into your home. im for real pissed because most of the pics not all havemadxde the net,k and the few remainingtokens of privacy i have left are for mew and my child alone.as to thaT NME DOPE CHRISTMAS SHOCK HORROR, im pretty grossed out at the NME for usingsomething is aid completely oput of context, that shold never have been inthoer front sectionandt hat was totally off the record, and i wsont be trsting that person again in a hurry.
thanks to T for alerting me to the nonstop hive of insults and cannabalism at the other site, itll be gone soon, give it a month max.
ande Onica its nice to see you here.i wonder why Blythe was trying to get intouch with me,Blythe if your on this site whsat is it that you wanted? is oit siomething you feel you can only tell me privately?
of so tell juliet and she will not say anything to anyone. szhell just pass it on to me, im not sure im willing to give out my email address to you after what i hear has been your posting career. but it could be nonsense, wrote to juliet first about ewhatthe topic is and then illdecide, i only have the one email address andthe onename. i dont go places where im being bashed and id ont tend to post under anything bt this name , nor will i in the future this is all about a new start , a totally new beginning for me and ffor you newboes or refugees your welcome here as longa s your not pkayingboth sides and the mods are for the most part KR refugees who know IP addys and as one tolsme “can smell a KR rat a mile off”
congrats tp the mods fopr deleting even the small shit from them, i dont ewanthier energy here, its a good place and ots going to be stunning when its designed and running , thanks for hanging round during the reconstruction!
love to all
Court

what about that orange fuschia chinese one? i forget the name….third from the top on the first srow?
i LOVE sera i saw her at the weddingand have been faZntasting about havingher do myhouse for years,
one of the mods who is also an old friend from KR and moved over here is tryingto get me to go to this other site, with forums and stuff, i may check it out if i have the time but my spare time i blog/post , iknow theres other sites out there i just always kliked juliet and got a good vibe off this place and off her asnd trhe fact that she has a little army of people who really seem to care about my welfafre abd dont just say it they DELETE.! ive been to sassy n punk ancd shes really cool too but mje and juluet just started writing and i knew it would bet he opposite exopiriebce than the last one, im sure as Naveen gfoes illget ideas again and those ideas willget enaceted and not ognored, plus i dont fell like im getting ripped off, or used.
I was so idealistic i even took it to th emedia about the other place, and i had a big fucking idea, and im slightly bitter that my space took up somnething as simple as what oihad thought up and im siure many people thopught up but noone had enacted it yet, so sorry we donthave forums yet,
but i know Sera is a little bit fanmatsy house but thatsd what i wantto live in in the Uk a Fantsy house and i can have my decorator do stuff here til then, im not leaving la i justodnt want to be dbicoastal i want to be uk/la not ny./la……i have alot of friends in the uk and alot in ny but iu love the AMercer there anhd thats why i bought that loft and then i never did a thing with it, cept realise id been rippedoff, itwas horrific and id idnthjave to sell it my lawyer just begged me to to get away from thememories of it becauseof what happened there.
30 rock is growing inme but studio 60 onbthe sunset strip is a thing of genius.
lotsa love
court

i just know shandy cos of the Coog. He made me watch it.
Imnot that smart, although Stephen Fry IS. and he actually read it alot of times as in “its one of my favourite novels”
I reallywas the queen of hearts not marie antionette, but ill take it.
Thanks whoever posted that nic ethingabout the black years and what people did to me in thos eyears, people who would never have bothered me sexually harassed me, my mother kicked me as hard as she could. all of it, they tried to turn my baby against me, the whole nine, and itwas sickening to see the dark side of humanity like that, sitting at Bellevue with the Drs telling me that my mtoher was clainimg id lived iwth eherr my wholelife and tryinbg to lock me up there ofr a year, it was maybe the darkest moment id ever had, that Frances movie comne to life, but i shushed my mouth knowing they couldnt really keep me unless i freaked, and that cunt Linda can shoive it up her ass, i thank her for givingme my mnerves oif steel and Hank for givingme my OTHER nerves of steel, the 2 of them shoudlnt have had sex, butthey did, and im the proof and they should know better either of them to try to destroy me, allthose KR people are aere a metaphor for hank and linda oplus a stalker, i owe them jack, and i officially dont want them buying my things and talking about me- they cannot stop tho jiust like hank and linda, they hate thier own, bit its funny because we did have the big powwsow today and im not saying the strategy b iut two IP lawyers and two Trademark and Coprightl;awyers were there, i really needed this meeting, its a biog deal to me,k and my case is beyond simple.
so die your tragioc death or live by word of mouth but your not getting my traffic anymorel, itll go slowe it s the hols after all and its on lawyer time but heeeeerrreeeeee comes the axe, they wont ELECTIVELY give me my name back so thats fine, of ciuyrse theyw ont, did you think for one second they would have the balls or the class?pshawwhy isntthere top shop in the us the ewhole place would be smarter if we only had style, why dont we have a chat show host like jonathan ross>??
im flummoxed i love living in bev hills but i love l;iving in zLondon a little more, anyway i have work to do. and it needs doing so imn off to the studio.
loveto you all.
corky

courtney vs the internet

a mod told me theres athread called “courtney vs the internet”
lets be reallyc lear, ots courtney vs whoever ( cough) tried to kidnap her name. i LOVE the internet and stillsee tons of possibilities.

a mod told me about the “underbite ” thing, im sort of obsessed with whoevers obsessed with my underbite, but i dont understand why people get bad chitttys or “neg reps” at a website for saying nice things about me, i think that says it all, Brooke? wanna explain that? considering last weeks discussion? look i sign off and o stop caring i mean the way you stop caring after youve had fast food, but when your in the driuvbe thru line your like “hmmmmm…somneone keeps posting about my hands my feet my alleged chin implant and ass implant and ( oh yeah jocelyn wildenstien was there last night- THATS SCARY YALL) my fucking dumbass mistake wich willbe corrected i m,ade with mmy mouth. imnot a liar and i havenothing to hide, so why would i lie, but this anonymity just scares me. anyway, to the doc, theres far better footage and it could ber a far far far better doc, sad but true sound sliek a power ballad. bal;laqstic biut not bombastic ina good eway and it just blew there was apart not written by me that i couldnt stomach and lp and me finally got honest that neither of us liked that part and we should go back to he og demo, but its just a simple little song where i stole a beatles lick, and besiudes wich irt reminds me of someone i dont really want to think about ever again so its best its not ont here, the less songs about that guy the better.
i dont want to start crying every set.
this one guy reallyf ucked with me and i just ended up eating my way through it, but i talked with some other people at lunch today who eat this same womans stuff in la - and the women who do best are the triple a list asskickers who work out three hours a dayk, i dont think ill ever be three hours a day work out girl, i might have to, Sting said last night to me that a body transformation is a siurefire way to sellrecords and hes right i guess, Shakira without the body is?, maybe that should be what id o whilst mixing and learning this freaky langiage, three hour a day workouts and tons and tons of caffeineted gtreen tea,
i have az freidna dnwe email what wee eat each day cos a eating diary is the best idea, theres of course “alternatives” buit they aZll sound hideopus and scary. the horse medicine that a certains tylist gives out, gastric, drastic, im not THAT far gone, i just need to gwet over this thing- i was sooo deprressed, at least id dint relapse cos it was looking that eway for about tewo days but i hacd friedns sleepibng ove rinshifts.
evemn if you have real friends that you can count in one hand thats alot.
xoxo
clover

i have to go the airport now, again thanks for the remarks and nice things you had to say.
im really relieved its over,
had a good conf with my lawyer this after noon re the darkstar
so i think that names going away soon.
well i know it is.
Anyway, Christmas plans are in gear and me and a friend and her daughter are doing London with friends and Paris with freinds,
its going to be very fun, i cant wait,
Christmas dinner in Windsor!@ yum!
and New Years at the Ritz and then back to the studio to finish the last two songs.
tee hee and then i start my film…….i have to learn a very hard language, not fluently but pretty well, so i have a coach for it,
i have a youthful expirience around said language but i can barely curse in it.
so ill start that…anyway dont mean to bore you,
gotta pack.
thanks again
Courtnoi

juliet
i dont know why this is up, thi statement is over a year old cdan you remove it please like now? and while your at it, i was wearing an alexabder mcqueen top they gave me sample size last night and it was sort of tight but i didnt realise my fucking BELLY was popping out when i leaned over in a pic can you damm that thing straight away. let those goofs have it at the darkstar.
oh me an d Brooke had a “talk” today. she has nothing to do with KR and wants nothing to do with KR she says she vists it less than once a month, so alot of ythings i thought were just her being sloppyw ere he just niot giving a shit about those people anymore, i think were fine, we have some issues to work out but she seems very evolved and mature and as far away from that type of person as possible so this may all go away peacefully, i WILL be sample size somefucking day. until then my pokey tummy , thar it is y’a ll were country. as for Coogan oh PUHLEASE as my friend Heather says it would have been less embarassing in LA to have dated rob schnieder, i wonder why anyone persists in thinking Salma and I have any probelms at all, i adore her, shes cdone reallywell for herself and shes no angel either, i said one nasty thingabout her once a million years ago , but the things he said about Edward when they broke up was really bad, not to gossip so i wont, in any case shes increbily composed and cool and we get along very very well and have a number of good friends very good friends in common.
love while it lasts
courtnoi

KITTYRADIO
let me be very clear.
Kittyradio is my name and the name on the back of my records and mangas, this is all legal issues i dont want to get too into it, but my lawyers are working on it and on the fake frances site,( whatever sicko did that should really be introuble) i do NOT “hate” somneone just because they are on KR, not in the least, but its a bitter nasty place,for the most part and we dontt hink as this iste grows youllwant to particpate in that sort of negativity once this site is up on the right servers and naveen ( oir genius IT guys name he does Madonnas site as well as some major country stars and was recomnended to me by the madge)
it strikes me they like Maddonna over at Kitty radio more than me wihc is ironic, to say the least, but maybe with a new name they can become another Maddonna site, the clear delusion is that they believe they are my only fans( the haters) stop@! stop talking aboutme and being your sick perverted version of a “fan” DONT buy the next record and leave me and us alone,
however id say 50% of that site is great and i have n preoblem with them, possibly mnore becayse the real hateres like the ass that didnt catch my sarcasm when he posted as Crystal Gayle- he thought i bought itm nnver for a second id already beenw arned anyways by a mod here- and probably went back cackling, “dirty pillows”? yeah sugar.
sure thing.
anyway your welcome to particapte in both as they have a better photo forum,right now, biut we wont tolerate rthe insane negativity and i want my name back and legally am entitiled to have it so they should jkeep gthier site and think of a new name that isnt tha neam of my many copr and incs and llcs, as well as directions ont he back of records and books as isaidi dont have any personal feelings fo rnayone ont he net, if i dont know you, ibve just not been nbusy this week so ive had time to p[ost alot and can always take the time to post about stuff liek the way access manipulated me to put down britney and i was so mad after they did it, i can calrify things an danswer your questions, as for Billy its allgood now he had a tantrum for a few days biut sevral friends gaveme advice to make him feel like its 96 and to make him feel secure hes scared as hell right now, he REALLY has one shot, as for Lidsa please odnt think were not friends its been over a year since she hasnt played guitar with mel, it just wasnt the level i play at and i need others to play at, skinellss chicken frome l pollo loco and an hour nthe treadmilla nd yoga idid pretty good todaynow im going to sleep and the fridge is locked, so this should work, although ill still be zaftig for the british comedy awards, ithink russell muigh win the award im presenting eventhough hees hosting the awards, and a friend of mine from little britian is getting married, and i have to get my costunme and btw im going to court Mon and the judge is going to do a VERY NICE THING for me wich has that nasty da freaking out.
i can finally weare fashion in court c os i cant be poubnished for it so i got a dolce and gabbanna suit stilla size fucking eight but TIGHT, i refuse rti award myself with size ten clotrhes and i threw the other ohnes way deeep in the garage. i dont t know wher emy fat ckothes are im in denial, anyway linda and me are going straight in jan 2 for a new song we need one more.
and we believe itw illcone natuirally,
anyway back to kr
the negativity
the cursing
the delusional belief that they are the only “fans” i have
the delusion that my career is over and only thier perniciosu and evilcomments shoudl be something i shoudlaccept,
the lack of grace and class.
and thats not all bit some and like i siad prob not 50 % prob the 15 % obnsessives who take pics of their peises and post under thirty five different names
teh contsant defending of brooke liuke shes a saint whenthey ahve no ckue what brooke has done. or what she extorted from me.
or ehoeshe let her mnaddonna fan site slip into shit.and yes i am buying ahouse in london one in ny and one in bh,
because in financiallyd solvent now and i believe that real estate is the best investment. and ewil make fb happy.
shesthinking of home shcooling for a year so she can travel with me.
okay thats it i hust wanted to clarify i dont want to alienate the good people at KR your ewelcome here and yoru welcomne gto come here and join the spirti of teh place i also think sassy n punk ( othe rthan the fankly frances who has found out about it and is very very very upset about it and called our lawyer herself about it) site link is a good site too.
but well be outtinga lot of resources intot hsi site and the bad attitude of brooke in meetings juliet does not have , god knows how many tmes i had to cover ofr her petulant attitude and negativity and complet disobediance and now the KR you have is a not very popular suck ass negative site that most people dont havetime inthier lives for if you want all negative comments go read perez’s comments.love and peace
courtney

oh uncool, god DAMM thats the wirse sing ive ever had the displeasure tor ecord and no offense to mr taupin but u was literally forced to singhis lyrics for one take off myhead ans tdhey used that ine take, as we sat in wateestones in picadilly they had played as 6 times and i didnt even recinginse it as ihavemnt listened to it sinc eit came out i thought “het this aint so bad” and then it hit “Uncool” and that shite was - no offense to your opinion- but godddammed did i hate that song so fucking much, if linda had beenaroundno way would she had let t fgo on like that, shje NEVER settles for whats on a demo it gets fuycked witha nd fiddled with and jammed on until its good and perfectly sweeet on the ears, letter to god does hAVE SOME STRINGS AN DPINAO BUIT THEY QUICKYLY FADE MAKING WAY FOR BILLYS GUITAR PART AND OFR A SCREAMING louder part that i think brings it hme , i cannot compare those two songs ,

Frannny has a my space thats under s cpmpletely weird name and doesnthazve a logt of pictures and she certainly has no boyfriend,
most moms of 14 year olds dont know shit but were best friends and we share almsot everything, shes horrified by whart little i have told her and im letting the lawyewrs do the rest,
i tool went ot Kitty radio last night to get some posts to show to my lawyer, even though he has a guy n it i wanted ot be very specific with him, this is the site listed onmy records and mangas and books etc.
one poster said allthey wanted was an apology for what they believe to be seven months of not posting or paying for rackspace, perhaps otwas seven months, im perfectly happy to apologise for being so flipped out that i couldnt buy my daughter shoes or cogs and barely afford rent and that i sat in that fycking loft with my insane ex boyfirend whoreally DID have one person named “Mailer daemon” he was emailing, and im certainly not finding it hard to say im very sorry if a bunch of fans felt let down that the point and purpose of thie rwebsite was in ahorrible horrible place and ina very self destruc tive plkace and POSTING was the VERY LAST thing i thought about that summer, ( it was not 7 months) and i posted some very fucked upw eird posts, but they didnt have to be exhaiusted by Brooke inreallife for years and years previous to that, when there were resources tryong to expand ther site trying to make the site better, doing things other people are now doing that i though up years ago, but if it makes a diffeence i have no copmpuction about apoklgising that my personal problems got inthe way of my internet obligastions an dmy financial state was a disaster beyond compare.
i wrote pretty positive thingsw about kittyradios general poplaution last night and when iwent there to take a look this morning my words had been twisted by the same sick fucks as usual, just teenagers hating themselves and projecting that hatred onto me, hatred is totally unacceotable, theytalka bout censoringand brownnosing, i wouldnt be postong here if this weas nagetive spot but thyere so deluded they think Frankly Frances is a webiste thats resl and thetas her my space, its just NOT, and theres lawsyers all over it it was hard to callthier attention to it at first but i finally put my foot down and showed them the palce and even Howard was horrified at whazt he saw, if they want to hate wshy do they wantot keep my name? the name o fmy businesses? my touring company? thye name that is the first place youa re directedc to shoudl yyou purtchasetrhe last two albums or princess ai mangas? they know they are the place that Virgint o this day hasnt bothered taking ddown as the pointed to place for courtney love.come wellits all going to change and im financiually solvent forthe rest of my life, so i dont think were goint o have any more jim barbers or brookes inmy life anymore, id look up the word “loyalty” in the disctionbazry if i was them. loyal is not aspplicable, she never posted that i had zero to do withhier site falling to bits biut perhaps she did, thast w3ay she could claim that she lost allthe data on true fans and not have ot hand it over>? i actuallyt dont think she did, but i certianly dont havethe desire or caopacity to hack a site, i can barely do email.anyway to anyone stillfeeling abandonement issues because i courtney love had a terrible drug priblem brought on by a conspiracy of leeches in my home and busienss who spent all my money or stole it including bank officers and thier boyfriedns whow orked at my busienss managers, how ouyt of francdes trist fund 758,000 wass attaken out inthe name of kittyradio.com. one hjas gto wonder about shit like that, and jims constant trips to austin, i once saw a n email between brooke and joim jim said something about my pretrial hearinga bouyt this “assault” “with a DEADLY ( LIGHTER?Candl;e?bottle?flashlight? sorry Howard tore her a new ass onthe stand and she camnwe to court higas kite pinned ot the eyeballas and scratching her nose flip[ping himthe bird fromthe stand with a wiglet hair p[ony and a crotch baring mini) weapon and broojesz response wich ired with my own two eys was” I hope she fucking hangs herself” yetr even two weeks ago shes telliongme how loyal she is to me.
this isntme vs brooke sinc ebrooke sells very very expebsiove clothing now and obviosuxly has nothng to do with kittyradio so to make it about me vs brooke is stupid, im giving you the brooke detaikls because until youve gone to 10 mneetings with someone and let them stay at yopur home and had them move to tyour toen aand overpaid them huge sumns of money,YOU DONT KNOW A PERSON BY INTERNET ALONE. and perhaps Brooke will come up with wehatever details shes left out but keeping the name kittyradio is not an option she has, think if a new name theres an overwhelmongamount if other topics there you dont need my traffic over there, you have your own litytle traffic jam of haters, if i take kittyradio the name away fromyouy arte youafraiod youwint be able to sustain without some kid from holland thats just bought a record and comed to the werbsite and be able to mopld an dmanipulate them woth your nagtivity? canyous eethat from any judge or retired judges opoint of view?anyeway dont mean to rant.
you guys overthere want an apology for me abandoning you and not having any choice andno money, i did fret about it sometimes i must afdmit kittyradiow as important to me, but the websmistress never did what it old her to do anayway ,your lucky to have avatars, basicaally, i had grand designs and id epnded on someone withn o sexpireince and a sour in the meeting room persona to carry out a vidsion that alot of bigger bands and sites are carfryong out noew this is noew called Blogging, i beliecve when if ifdst started doingthis on aol it was called freaky and wierd and compeltelty unheard of, anyway ive always had ideas some good some bad im an early adopter and i did feel bad in my moments of lucidity about kittyradio but i had so MUC H SHIT TO DSEAL WITH . like my KID. like my MONEY. like my DRUG PROBLEM.like losing EVERYTHING.i isncerlye and truly do apoligise if anyone took it personally, it was NOT oersonal it just was not a priority and i had no means to sustain the place, Barber kept sayinbgher had it under control and he had brooke understanding and there was no problem i didnt even suspecrtt barnber until about three days before they tookl ne to bellevue when i found a stack of mortgages and wire transfers with his sig as my poa on the bottom and ewrote various attorneys and forensci attroneys about it funny those letters didnt reacha nyone cos barber had that lift wired, its bad enoughto be cracked out an dpaZranoid buit when you find devices onthe phone an dyoua re being followed and yoiur bruch strokesx on your copmputer are being monmitoredc it makes it a ten times prime number pi mother fucking quantum expirience, and the OC FBI nayt be sklpw but theyre on it and i spoke to my agent the other day, ittakes two years on average beforethey star on arrresting people. and barber had dissapeared off theface of the =earth.anyway that was my set and subset if personal problems at thetime, as whacjk and incoherent as my posts were itw as all happenbing for ereal and truly and ididnt have time to post and iewas fucked up fried i thoughtthe only way i could od math was to do that shit( GENIUS! WHAT A GOOD IDEA!)
so i deeplrt truly apologise to anyone who felt abandoned by me during that period.
its that simple and that easy to apologise for something that you just couldnt deal with it or even do i dount i had the capacity to sign in much really.
i hope that slakes somne bloodlust although i believe some ofthe bloodlust over there is just a fucking hobby , like meet the celebrity, but it hink anyone with amtire bone in thier body will accept my apology because its sincere.
courtx

well i tried, someone wanted an apology for feelimng abandoned during that timne and they got it, i apologised for “abandoning” my website durin ga time of great trouble for me where itw as litersally impossible for me to thinkl anpout them let alone post.
or when i could post it wasnt coherent, i know i know some of its wild it was wild ride, it was as i recall mrmailerdaemon@gmail.com, fucking wild assed shit.
im hating fed ex right now, if i look shit on the british comedy awards its nothe seantsressed fault thsi time its fucking fedex.
I am itching to get this Frances deranged person /peaodophile/crazy caught, and noone said every member of that site s vgetting sued im sure noone is, im just getting the name back and redirecting my fans to this iste, if it doesnt matter to them to havethat fresh meat then why cant they put azs you enter
“kittyradio: if you are looking for courtney love forums please go to *” butt hat would stop traffic, constant new traffic, the 10-20 of them need,without my name it will shrivel up or be a place where murder conspriacies and the word “cunt” cant flourish as wellas ugkly pictures etc, your welcome here if you wanttto particpate in a site thats posutive, i dont plkan ona my space page i dont really believe in it, i was thinking that people should post pics in an organised manner in kr five years ago, buit alas anothe ridea dowbn the tubes, butthis isnt about a woman who now sells fine clothing vs my business manager, and lawyers, its about music, solets get back to music.
ie that shore was a nice rlling stobne in studio piece, i was very nervous when i went to the RS lunch and played a few songs for them and started sobbing, i felt like i was home wich sounds wierd sitting over Park Avenue or wherever, but sittingw ith Jann and David Fricke and those guys it felt really good to be back and normal and knowing they loved it or at least liked it alot. i had to answer alot of questiobns at lunch wich id didnt know never having had a rs luncheon held in my behalf before and feeling chunky is no way to play but ii got hrough it and just held onto my belief that these songs are my trith and theey comne fromthe purest place, i love they recognise thatthis is in many ways far better than LTT, wich ivebeen told by mor ethan one reviewer from that magazine and it makes me feel like thiose 90 days in that place and those 6 months inthat studio nit knowing without anything to compafre it to without a net was going to be worth it, i cant werite for what in not i tried and itw as a disaster, i can only write to what i am.
so im extremely pleased by the sweet thing they wrote.
i asked Billy if he was playng on Shirleys record and i love and adore SHIRLEY BUT HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT IWAS TALKING ABOUT. i wonder whats up with that?
Letter to God is a ballad and thuis wouldnt nirmally be the first single but were thinking outside the box so it nmay just be.
we have one more song to write after christmas this makes three christmases sinc ei started trying to write thisrecord,a false start with billy three chritsmaes ago, last year in the village recorder fdoing thsoe woerd demos with corgan and now getting close getting very very close.
phew its beena long assed ride.
thanks for allthe support.
lotsa love
Court

REASONS THIS BOARD WIL WROK
unlike Brooke Juliet has a positive attotude and even if i got all nmy money stolenand she was in some wier cahoots withe person doing it she wouldbeverr be os spite fulas to turn ont into a site where theres ta thread of penises where monirs go, on every pructd of mine for years its ays kittyradio.com. wich m,akes it by law as ite inferred to be mone and monores shouldnt have ot see pictures of penises, let alone the obscenities and ilegalities dcimitted there saily and te nistrop stram of sopyright infringement and outtingup film that you tube has removed due to copyright infrimngement let alne a trading post wher eone trades bootlegs of mine, and allthe othe rnonsense, this weillbe a great site and kittyradio will have otbe ranamed, this delusionthat idont own the name is tryulyt a delusion, any judge anywhere willsee that even on pricess ai mangas minors are beinge xpised to obhscnity and pornography and worse, stinking pussy radio would be appropirat ecopnsideringthe =fondness for casllingfmy gentalia that that way you could allstilltalkabout me but int he “Fan: ;iliukler terms you consider the “last of my fans” guess hwta find someone else, if your a kr memeber id ont want you, next book signing imay have you sign that your nit a member but being the wya yoy generally are youll liecos that s whAt youd othere , lie, and liue and lie.
im realltyred hot over thos site and have seruiously gone to my lawyers and we are closing your asses down. dont takethat lightkly aor start your delusionall bullshit abouyt your communal ownership, youdont own it because i couldt pay for rackspace for two nmonths when brooke was mnaking 5k a month and then some, when every it meeting i took her to to improve the site shed destory with her negative attitude andhe defce is the most absiurd iveever heard:”ivealways beem loyal tto you” loyal inewaht way? name onethingyouwere loyal about> did younot give an nterview to a tabloiud one time? thats not loyalty thats a given, thi siste willbe great because julkiet has a hard work ethic, jasnt goththe wieght issues that get someone trying ot fuck my bioyfriend, no matter hoewawful he was it occured, or take a box of my clothes and kurts clothes and not bother retuirning them, bitch got RICH ff mny ass froma fansite biut my sens e of telling good charcater was nto my strongsuite backthen t is now,
dont be from kr and be here, no matter how nice, choose to stick with us or slink back, we haveyour ip addresses and willcreate a firewall so youc ant come anyway.
fuck off
good mornimng america
\court

court said on 7 Dec 2006 at 12:18 am
HA HA GO BACK TO THAT OTHER SITE YOUASS AND REREGISTER UNDER YET ANTEHER ALIAS, DO YOU NOT HAVE A LIFE? TO PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT INTO A POST THAT LONG AN DTHAT FAUX, “DIRTY PILLOWS” GLAD WEVE ALLSEEN :CARRIE: TOO,
IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT ME OVE RTHERE PEN A COURTNEY FORUM AND MONITOR IT WITHOUT COMITTING ACTS OF LIBEL AND SLANDER AND ILLEGAL ACTIVITY OTHER WISIE ILLTAKE MY NAME AND YOU CAN CALL IT STINKY PUSSY RADIO.
GO WAY NO SHUSH SHUSH.

kr imposters have been exposed.

malibu was wri=tten on piano after the forst versipn ( origian;lly wrtten for stevie nicks) was on guitar, and billys gettong m,ad cos im not talking about hiom enough and then theres the surreal life world of the publishing splits, im not giving publishing for a part i didnt use, he can get reallyw eird about piublishiong,
publishing works like this in a tsandard real world
chords and melody 50% lyrics 50% , SOME people have doscovered thats not specidfically the “law” even though its the only way anyones ever done it, and have decioded that, a say bridge is 60% of the ENTIRE song.
so thats a bit of an issue but im gossiping.
back to the meth head, hey you guys were just talking about her not me.
oops.
im insaley offended by this 90 day chip business, i take aa very very seriously i take tyhe 12 steps very very seriouslya nd ive NEVER seen such a CRASS usage of such a wionderful prgram used as a PR stunt, im infuriated and althoughw e share management if i see teh culprit i shall confront her and tell he3r to take that fucking chip off til she gets 90 days, and big whoop if she gets photgrpahed at an aa meeting, berats another noght at hyde, wich is the size of my bedroom, no mysetry there.
jiust lots of activity inthe bathroom.
im reallyreazlly pissed Aout thios aa nonsense and i did an interview with cnn where i didnt hide it at all,
has she accepted her life has become unmangaebale?
(eg humility, accepting that youa re bnot more special rthan anyone else)
have you givernm your life over ot a hugher power?
have you dont your fourth step?
ohw ait youdont know what a fourth step is,
im hardly beong cynical, i just know a lie when i see a lie especially n acommunity where theres only three provate meetings and three high end ones. noones seen this person.
i work my program hard, i take an inventory of myself daily and im not a sporutal maverick or perfecrt bya ny means,but i havent had a relapse. an dthaTS BECAUSE I USE THE PRGRAM ANDS THE STEPS IVE MADE MY AMENDS AND I PRACTIC E THE 12TH STEOP WICH IS HELPING OTHER ADDICTS, trying to help this one proved to be impossible, i cant be ina room with giant lines of blow out, actaully these days i c an but then iw as weak and i got sweaty and nauseous and had to leave.
anyway hope im totally wrong but 90 days? my ass 90 days. i wont get into how i know or what i know thi sisnt a gossip site but i am personally offended, this is someone i do like an dwant to help but to use the program mAkes me very very angry, maybe it wasnt her idea. Hyde at 2 am is no place ot be in your first week of sobriety if thats even a reality.
hate to sound like a gossip im just so pissed off.
maybe i should keep my trap shut,k but i take sobriety so fuckings eriously, having been around drugs alot this year, and avpiuded a relapse having had a nervous breakdown over whats it the dickhead who im stillfriends with but he is a dickhead, and choosing to overeat in stead i got so close tho , iwas readty to go downt own and of my friends hadnt literally sat on me phsycially id be inreal trouble right now.
i called my sponsors as i have a few, and made it through but i just wanted to get into bed and take hadfulls of pills and drown out my shattered illusion of this person as a moral good man. anyway im waaaaay off topic.
i live in a world of eating disorders bulemia smoking meth and crack and nostop cocaine half of my neoghbopurhood or something addicted to benzos and percocets, and i miss my wine, just that little biut once a week, but thats about all i miss i live in aworld of such narcissism its undiagnosable and yet IM crazy? New York Magazine hates my guts, they consistdenly and always write terrible nasty shitty things about me, always have always will but credit where its due, theres an article ( go the http://www.newyorkmagazine.com ) called the summer they allwent mad, wich has pics of me and russellcrowe in strait jackets, thery have a pretty well done article based on factual studies i think its the university of Fla not exaACTLY A BASTION OF hiugher learning int her Yale sense of the word, but the study is on the physicological and psychologal ill effects of celebrity. eg celebrities have a 33% higher chance of dying in a hospital due to the surgeon with the biggest ego not the most quaklified demanding to work on the celebrity,an 85% chance of dying ten years earlier than an overweight lower class american unhealthy couple, read the piece its fucking fascinating, and the mentally ill parts fascinating, i wouldn t put too much stock in a u of Fla curriculum but its pretty fascinatingreading, the shit on nearcissism is great, they name me as the nuttiest of the celebs wich is actually untrue, im neither bipolar or manic depressive, i have adhd pretty much obviosuly, but that is with a lot of confidence, depending in my self loathing thast day , it basically states the earlier you get famous the more fucked up ayou are, i was 25 ,k and had a solid life behind me befvore i had fame, unfortunately my famne cAme witha horrible price, it was attached to a male, something i nnever ever expected, and shocked me and hurt me to my core, i seriously didnt think that wouldnt be much of a factor and i see now with these 16 year ild blogger boys who then become 22 and get sensible and knock it off, allthis nirvamna this an dnirvana that i was shocked and very upset b y womens hour inth euk its so prestigious and i thought a feminist show she dodntaskj one question about ME i recall it was kurt kurt kurt kurt, to where it started to actually make me cry and i got upset, i share kurt stuff but not all nort will i ever, but eve4rytime i say a word abotu the guy its a fucking massivce google alert, theres another study at Penn State this professor has publisjhed more articles on suicide than any other academic, ancd hes teaching a course on the positive meritrs of artists comitting suicide using Kurtt as a model, google it, its fucking disgusting, how because he died early he never had to haver a “mediocre” pahse how i benefitted hoew dave grohlk MORE than me benefoited ( and lordy aint that the truth for once) but its still despicable.
he qalso without researchin g taxes, the factual reality or frances cut went off on kurts financial abilities as a person no longer here, citing crazy sums of money trhat i cant imagine having.
im the one who shops at fucking top shop. cos a harvey nicks trip wouldve made my biz manager pissed and also im not as rich as people think i am. 51% taxes in cALIfornia i stillhave alot alot alot of work to do to brong home the bacon.
anyway if you have interest ineithe rof these studies,k as isiad got the new york mnagazine site and search for me youllget a ton of negative hits, or try the summer tehya llwent mad, its actually a good article and for the penn state it may be just univeristy of pennsylvania, i copuld have it wrong, but its stillfucked up beyond belief……..id love to heAr comnments aBOUT THESE TWO CIURRICULEMNS THEY ARE BEING taught in university c ourses imsure they are crowded as hell imreally interested in the way the new york mag one talks about how the narcissim is so intense its past doiagtnosis and possible into psychosis( im paraphrasing)
okay wellthTS ALOT off my chest, ididnt mean to bash ms 90 day chip as imfriends wigth her inthe way you measure light nighttime friendship in hollywood, but i dont buy the little girl lost thing, i think as long as she looks hot and is skinny she wont get in any trouble or got to rehab, and ibterventions have beenstaged but everyone seems to pull out becausetheyre scared of being fired, this is a case if this person dies and she is jkillingherself and unlike me shes not biga nd hearty, itll be on alot of peoples conscious for beong wusses about intervening.
getting 90 days is very very very hard by the way,k i had to go away to get a real 90 days with 12 steps thrown in, doing yoga and playing guitar and doing stepwork everyday,.
iwish nothingbut psitivity and love for this person, iwant her to gety well not get introuble, noone should bemade an example of or have to go through wehat iwent through, even ifg i do have a residual very smallamount of bittermness for the fact that iwwas the one withte x on my head and yet i was teh victim of a 20 million dollar scam wich happened because i am controversial thsi scam began long beforei staerted doing hard drugs or even light drugs, but i was a mouthy loud controversial read vulnerable rock star whose very polemic- the bank officer who helped do this sdaw this and helped to crreat over a hundred accounts shifflingf monety around etc. it was afucking nightmare and itll never happen again, no matter fucking what , but i demand accountability for those who were involved, there was a kittyradio amex i didnt knowe about witha 758,000 dollar amount of charges on it, it wa spribably the crazy bf, but the webmnistress over there knows SOMETHING, i just wiosh shed tell me,. maybe shell tellthe fbi if they ever get to her, i dont think shes a criminal but i do know sxhe knows stuff and maybe she doesznt knoew what she knwos details that sxhe doesnt thoink matter, i dont know she wongt tell me she justtells me how loyal shes always been to me(!) domnt want to gett he rat spary out for the kr folks cos i dont wantthem over here unless theyd like to stop going over there, but well get our shit together soon and thisll be a very cool site, with extra tracks for thos e registered here, and forums, etc.okay wellobviously i had too muc h of my favourite drug coffee.
io hear big loud sloppy chords fromthe hellop kitty guitar upstairs. i need to go gove a few lessons.
thanks fo rletting me rant!!!!!
corkscrew

if i had dated colin farrell would i tellyou NO
how dirty girls has evolved intosomething poppier and entirely different, the ori version willstillbe a huge part of my life an di may even start shows with it but iut didnt fit the record.and teh gitlds right juliet sent me this thing to log in now
god DAMM my typings bad
that and who else is gonna make up being alone in first clas with Posh watch the paps who was at the airport about four hours ago together.
i dont know what tht other court ass was trying to achieve but were trusting and were onthe honour system and not to upset you juliet butyou know as well as i that that person came from the other site just to fuck with us,
knowthat raffic willchange wth the name change and ive checked with Howeard and due to the conflict of my businesses (legal) and thier businesses( illegal) it mzakes no difference if they paid a dollar one month for rackspace- they dont own it communally or even outright, its an illegal site crreatong slander libel bootlegs And daily innumerable copyright infringement. thats not matching withmy Kittyradio corporations and incorporations and LLCs. it hurts my buseiness reputation in the most basic of terms , besides wich its my name, if they dont weant to dicsuss me they can certainly come up with a more ap[porpriate name.like say …Vermin? Rats ON A SHIP?
DONE WITH THE OBLIGITAORY DISCUSSIONW ITH MY PARENTS ERM THE PSYCHOS WHO BELIEVE WITHOUT THEM IM NOTHING.
did i mention my pet mpeev onthis whol worthg are people who believe wothout thme im nothing.?and to the gbirl who i was tired for, do you realsie that 99.8 percenty of everyone who got thier book signed in the UKL got an incredible amount of energy ussually afag a comnversation etc from me - im sorry you were the one that didnt get much, i decided that i wanted to really make siure everyone had a good expirience at waterstones so i hope you dont take it personally, but as someone said i am sorry , but i dont owe you, its rude to say this, you bought my book and for that i appreciate you and if i didnt give you ebnouigh perhaps you didnt start teh comneversation and expected me to? tahst not gonna happen im not gonna start conversations with 600 people in line an dme staying 2 hours later than im supposed to. DID you start a conversationw ith me because i cant imagine considering themodd i wa sin ignoring someone who spoke to me first- BUTR of that happended there are people here who can tell you why iots not my job to make you happy. or sleep with you or jump up and hug you,
‘but again i do appreciate you buying my book an di hope the book with my sig will be enough for you i poutred my giuts out inthat book.
love
court

and obviously our trusting honour system didnt work think its nit going to happen anymore due to what iw ant to caLL the other side- but would prefer to edit down tot he good ones over here, thix will become courtney love.com in a matter of weeks.

you cNT Pplay bootlegs theyre illegal, acvtually i think theyre a felony.
and i play new order, i alsmot pklaye dthe mock turteles as cooganjs brother eas the singer in that band but they just sucked.
( riuns in the family - ouch- osrry hes a lovely man) but i only plkayed killcity and robots in digsuise fromn this era cos thats the only girls i am ferindeds with in the uk i kinda bekive inthe friend system, your friends with someone and as lonmg as theyre good you play em, hell evemn if they suck you give em a break.

in new orleans nothing much happened i lost lotsa weight for larry flynt and lived inthe “black triangle” anne rice - trent and manson and us, our hisue burned down- i once wanted to rip off a bush songand got booed, awfulwas written at sir by the band b=illy didnt have much to do withit did he? look atthe writing splits….he may have arranged it but it was an eric and me effort nd melissand patty brought inthe original riff. itw aas originallyabout gavinwho i was “seeing: as a super specil;a friend quite a bit much to the chagrin of our sortof o spouses and he got really miffewd iwas calling himawful. like he got pissed off. it was all ingood fun. that was thenight i attempted tot ake ecstatsy but it gturned out to not be estasty wich exoplains why inthe uk they take powdered mdma now instead of tablets ( speaking of jul;ia davis) oops am i GOSSIPING?//// well i ytell the tale on bbc6 when i play the robots in disguise track, and whoever said julia davis justwants the money the Boosh are broke they are owned by cooganand so issnight night ownbe3d by coogan - i sont know if id want coogan as mydaddy having had that particulArly scary expierience a few times last year, id ont thinkhed pay well but he dowes have good taste i jusrt got the second season of marionand geoff wityh rob brydonand i cannot take it off.
watchedthe queen four times onthe plamne and sadly watched the illusionist and just cried cos im so fucking stupid/

just did russells show it was fun i hope yall will lime it
thaNKS JULIET FOR CLOSING DOWN THAT THREAD DUE TOT HAT ASSHOLE
thats not a fan thats an obsessed person who thinks i somehow need that person to exist , i dont care about that oerson or persons like that i dont ewant thier negativity inmy sworld yuck yuck yuck yuck.
okay , anyway lets keeep those asses away from here and now that brookes got her money for my name wich she applied to own in 98, we can move forward immeditaly and i found a ress to the billboard awards trhank god , rusell was fun and is sang, not very well- youll see- butt eh skiut was cheeky i thought it was funny if youve been fillowing all the radioactive spy sushi stuff, an dthe books in its seciond printing now, so its all good,
i dont like this sense of ownership these poeple have about me abnd id ont wan to blog anywhere theyll be they are not welcome here, ive lost 7 opounds and have twpo days to lose three more today i cheated on scones bit claridges has the best scones, i meet with my director next week ( of a film) in la and am going on my diet on skinless el pollo loco breasts, sex, and sugar free jello, and maybe some horseback riding, we do have two horses. pone s a pony however and needs selling anyway youd ont care about tthat, i just need to get in with linda the monute i can so we can finish this down to the last note, and itll be done done done, i freaked ladst night comparingr ussell to howard stern or something intruth hes gentle an dlove;ly and lvoiung and i adore him utterly and i think we had a great show, i hope youllagree.
these people dont understand a junket, a junket is wher e you get aske dthe same thinga nd you tell the same story, they arent professional andd thats why they dont understand and becaus ethey read all my press obsessively they expect a new and different interview every time, i actually devioate from the broef and memo more than most but yeah the mel gibson stpory had total legs and i had to retell iot s million times, thats just c alled doing press, i owe those people nothing and id like to take the high road and not comment on them anymore anything is ay will become distorted and twisted and turned intoa lie anyway, just klets keep an eagle eye out for them and get them out of here when they “visit: and send then back to thier asylum, i really have been thinking zabout taking back the name “kittyradio” as its my name so there willceaseto be confusion.okay gotta go this boy i like is having a party and i need to make out. ityll inspire me for a new song!
love ya
court

imogen thanks for your comment.
an no you dont have to know w3hat paris hilton obsessed newbie
to be a “fan”you just have to be from the other site. wich i prefer you not be.
no im not stalking russell crowe unless you call
sending him a note mentioning hom pleasent it was to speak to him at lunch was,stalking ( popbitch def gets some stuff right god knows how but this is just silly)
well? did anyone think it ewas too mcuh? too little? i was very aware of the et question cos i didnt want to name drop but i do name drop thats just me- and drew really did sleep with an old wrinkly et. maybe it was edited.
anyway i thought my gifts were hysterical between those two all the club bitches in london have been laid. and when given to me i was told ” use thi si f you ever sleep woth anyone else:” um…..no. im, giving it to russell. i think he didnt can of worms it at all and handled it reall;ywell
as well as doing the British comedy awards * wich paris whose got great amnners and i like but still…i have issues with her….when it comes to music’ say whay you will we ARE friends, we just are, but brit brit! owwwwwwww. and hostong the billbpard awards? i feel like music has been denigrated althoiugh the billbpard awards are not known for tons of integrity anyway ( im intropducing the Killers) god im fat, Donnatella came through, i love that woman she sent every gown she had and of course theres one, it needs like two feet of panelling to close it, ( jok eim not totally dysmorphic just realistic that even inthemost beuatiful gown ever youll never make best dressed ubnless your a 6 at the fattest 2 preferably- an editor at in style told me that.
and if i wanna work in this fiulm i have ot meet the director next week after vegas, and the part is one of a diva movie star, its afabulious part but the frirst thingt im saying is ” hi—- i love ypur films but just so you know i got really depressed anbbout a boy asnd ate AND ATE AHD ATE and i can lose it soooooo fast ask Milos and i want this part anjd i swear ill be a 6 and my word is my bond:” and then we go to maybe a new yoga person mines bot kicking my ass enough , nicoles off with kate hudson and theres this little chines epilkates guy whose known to kick ass hard yes yes he also does madge, but hey i dont mind my office calling her office,its been going on for years( well not the black years- i dobnt think i even gopt a facial duyring those years or a mani pedi or went to saks i shake when i go inthere= i know i went shopping crazy at fierst biut when i got told id spent over a …wekk a vast amount of money in a month i immeditaly ripped up my limitless card and now just have the debit card.
whoevers posting about frances aiming people about london- i know whos eolder sibling you are and iuve alrewady called teh school from london and were going to have an assembly about this but i know who your sister is, and shes always been mean to frNCES BEHIND HER BACK and now yoru telling people what frances aims? If find out clthes have been stolen on sleepovers like some have ill know where to look cos her tifrfany stuff has been going miussing and tell your sister its sterling silver,
‘Maybe Poor Bean got my gene of trusting the wrong people.
you know to keep that info to ytour self and etc, oh wait ytou had to sign p to post? gee shouldnt be toohard go find your ip and from there….wel my IT giuy os like no other. goon. your in trubbbbble.
other than the very very bad boy rent you? everyones been great and i like and desevre positivity, i have someone who sends me things from KR and sends themn to my .awyer just weve been sat down and told the laws of slander and libel not to mention copyright infrigement and selling stolen goods wich is what selling bootlegs is . so wee get those posts and theyre ussually accomponied by words liek cunt, one said : shes a lunatic werre her only fans” ummm no thyre not theyre a tieeensy little website. and lets make a rukle lets not tell anyone the NAME of that site i dont want any positive people bgoing there and getting cxorrupted, aqgain imogen that post almsot made me cry
so im dying to hear your uk feedback on russellbrand
and watch oput fo rnew posters who say sartcastic things,your all smart, they want to engage me but i cansmell it and when they want to quit that site and come here tehyll be a better person.

THOSE BOOKS ARE BOTH REALLY OFF AND WRONG, I WOULDNT READ THEM AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN FICTION ESP THE ROSSI ONE SHE LIVED WITHT HIS GUY ROZZ WHO JUST IS A FANTASIST. AND SORT OF EWRRTE THE BOOK I THINK HE WISHED HE COULD WRITE AND HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER WRITING ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN? EVEN IN A CRAPPY MAGAZINE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that dress fit perfectly two months ago but then i had my little nervous b reakdown and ate macro deserts and got a little huge so it all goes to me knockers and me tum. those be me spanx holding th etum and the boobies just well i couldve picked a more consvervative bra i suppose it seemed alrightzatthe time , the girl that makes tehse dresses is named clare la faye shes a fucking genius and is goingt be as big as rick owens, shexs the best desiugner out of la since rick and shes just amazing……..i got caught in a rather compromising psition by th epaps today but youll see the whole sordid mess tomorrow so i may as well not discuss it. i was concerned this week as the book wasnt ont he nytimes bestseller list again but ivebeen assured by my publishers its exceeding all expectations and will be back on that this is common and that it s doing very well , sop im happy about thsat becaiuse ill be dAmmed if im doing tons of more pr, ivedone my fair share now let me go hide and get gastric bypass or something. (kiddding) ( i dont even think thats legal) okay gonna watch dads army and go to me club with me secret friend.
thanks for your lovely support.
i have to paly something live on russells show tomorrow and my shameful pap moment will havebeen published by then, ill probably suck so bad but he takes the piss out of me and hes so offensive yet it just makes me laugh my ass off, hint therell be ping pong balls and old boots and african babies. and also im the queen. of England, you know. Elizabeth. but thats plenty dfont wnt to give it away, it s just awfully good fun and he really nailed me but in A TOTALLY hysterical way.
love\
corkscrew

but why did i have my bnervous breakdown>? i look back on it on it now and it seems so stupid ,it was over a stupid dude and he did bad things and has terrifically bhuge massive issues and frances hates him. im just embarassed and im glad i found out that certain people cannot be saved in time, it did help me thru the record but then as soon as it was done my unconscious went into survival mode and went”you twat you cannot possibly think igts relistic to hang out with that guy in real life”. okay enough of my personal life i have to go and then o have ot practice songs and iw ish i still had meds because they “regulated my moods” and macde me less nervous. and im all anxious about russelll he gave m e sooooooo much work to do, but i love work so its good.
night
cork
ps as far as being”obsessed” with the onternet i dont have a google alert and i wAnt this site to grow and to be a psotove place i can blog like i said i went there to that othe rplac e the once and it was for th emst part innocent good people and then just a bunch of people who have me confuysed with a chubby nicole ritche or something.
just venal and nasty and anythin g else to do with it i hear from staff i dont have an account and am unable tyo log in to that site. nor would i want to. i happened to be around someone who for practical purposes had an account, there was alot of copyright violation and plain slander and its been turned over to Howard ( my lawyer) at this point.

for a skit, its really nasty too.
i told you guys thered be some funny paps coming and herrrrreeee they come, the show is filthy dirty, really, kinda disgusting but iu went with it cos its funny as fuck so who cares, im up late gotta practice these songs oops there goes my manicures, im gonna stop blogging and answering things til we geta copyright system cos ive been told that my responses go straigh ttot he other site, if fans and supporters want to come here there more thAn welcone and maybve well do an interview once every two weeks and collate your questions but id like to make sure copyrights are all in place and the is are dotted and the ts are crossed.
not to say i wont answer anything i just hey i wont discuss my err.”feelings” when iwent to that other site i noticed a number of threads with i dunno im giuessing fifty to a 100 poswts about why my hands were red on halloween, it would take a child perhaps a gifted to child to figure that out. but that threaed i read soon turned into a mass of insults and even included my daiughter, ive confrinted brooke, she wants to be on friencdly terms with me and id like to be nfriendly terms with her despite this ownership of my name that occured in 98, wich is just wierd to me, but ce la vie, its money right? BUT FOR TAHT TO HAPPEN she needs to pay attention to her site.
copyright infrignements as isaid slander a trading post where one can purchase bootlegs gee i bet sprngsteen doesnt have a bootleg post on his site something tells me u2 dont either cos well….taint legal is it? but my lawyer will deal withthat and slander, itys just ridiculous its been bugging me since i went there, yet theres so many great supporters and fans on that site, so if theyd like to joij our site ot seems erarly days but were moving very very fast and will have regiustartion and name changes very very soon. until that time ill keep my posts short if i post at all and simp0ly to the point, russelll has a little howard stern in him but matt and david went along with thier stuff last week and its onlty sporting oi g along with mine, i cant be.ieve that dressig for A skecth As queen eluizabeth could create quiote so much enmity but it is tmz, they dont spare anyone, so it goes, fuck the net, it was a bad time when i had googler alerts and alan my pub licist who also has shakira beyonce clooney denzel mel and a few others and is a king and saomene i listen to completely said to me that he doesnt allow his clientys to have google alerts it took me a week or so but it s been long gone and im far better for it.
i like Paris i see Paris alot we go tot the same gym aand ioccasionally hang out although i stay out of pap pics with her- shes got excellent manners so i feel bad saying this- io feel wierd goingall the eway back to the states to present on the billbopard awards with her hosting i hope this isnt taken the wrong way but as a musician and a lyricist it sort of denigrates music somehwat makes it seem a joke, i dont wan tto get all uppity again and make trouble for Anyone like i used to 9 at thsi moment) ( but you cant keep a bhorse fromwater….) i just find it wierd. no offense to PH i jsut think a comedian ,,,,oh who fucking cares ratings are ratings and i like her fine. i just stay away after midnight =it all goes pi nk and strawberry around then.
fyi re hank :”dxrunken genius” i used to only dri k to go onstage i never kept booze inthe house but for one bottle of rare wine, wich i still have, when my friend finishes producing this Nirvana movie ( oh yeah and you wontbelieve whose pakying KC and whose playing Me) can have the bottle if she does what i know she can do wich is make a brillaint first class film. of it gets to a certain level she gets the b ottle of wine, if my other film gets there first and i by some miracle get nominated with wich this script andthis director is possible id be the only person on earth imagine thsi wweird scenario up against someone playing myself, tahts a long way off and wh o knows if its even likely but it has crossed my mind as a wierd moment- the diorectors were looking at io thibkcan do with heavier than heaven a better job than walk the line, so yeah thats the real news and no no details whatsoever are going to be answered. No xshortcuts, nothing even remotely b list or subpar on ewither film and deep intense political meaning in mine,my director is notoriously slow, but hes on board and im sure ill hav e insiurance problems but hey owen wilson has insurance problems, its been dealt with before, and will be again, im very excited the caveat os that i have to liose a massive amoutn of weight again and i have to learn a very exiotic and hard to learn language not fluently but enough, its a very deep extremely political piece and i am itching for himt o announce it.
in the meantime while Linda sorts out my record deal and we work on the last song we feel we need to have this be a master work, nto saving rock n roll justs aving ME, i foudn the the the play in london, its reminescent of roxenkrantz and guildxenstein Are dead in terms of concept and its a massive risk either perfect or total disater p[erfect writingbut thats what engages me so very much- i have to start lookingat dorectors now, i want a small theatre - itxs extremely formal but also cdeeply sexual and the trope is totally brillaint, it wont be more thzan a few weeks when all three of thesde projects are announced, who is playing kc is goin g to take A little longer as some actors tend to get their managers on board and we dont want that and i k ow her wantxs to do it and my pridcucers a genius and one of the most pwerful women in hollywood, s wellas a great filmaker on her way to becoming excellent, shes doing a crowe film at the same ish time- shes the perfect person for alot of reasons- her cv os great and shes just perfect for this- and shes stuck by me trhough thick an dthin no matter what and worked really really hard to get me out of actor jail and has succeeded in gettiung me to the first few squares onthe monopoly b oard, i was always pretty good at monoploly tho anyway this play- to do it i have to do it NOW if the records to come out in feb march i dont want a summer record i want a valentine record, so NOW is when i need to spend the most time here in the UK, ill miss my dogs but franny will be with me and we found a good school for her to attend and shes excited about it. thats my news,
i feel really good about this record listened for the first time in weeks today as i shot for cavalli he named me his “muse”
rewmemebr when noone would dress me? its too bad ive got this tummy cos im getting some amazing clothes sent lately- weird how that works, a lot of high necks an dbows, and gowns are trickling in but i want BEST gown, i slipped in chocalte last night but ton ight i have carrot an dapple slices right by the bed, cos i foun dthese wacaol better than spanx but ouch :lose ten pounds in ten minutes: its says and youd i but it HURTS.
gave Noel Fielding somne teeny tiny clothes hedi slimane had given me and ric j owens had- hes so skinny he looked fab0 even crackity jones/ fklybt diet would never hace fit those ricj pants or that hedi jacket- skinny brit boys, i told him we had to time share onthe ann demueleneuster tailcoat though cos i dig it,
maybe ill wear a sweater and pants tomorrow to the show due to how sexual the cctv stuff is ( prerecorded without my knowledge its pretty dammed gross) i dunno i botta learn two surprise new songs taht if yoru american youw ill NEVER understand………dee;p and meaningful, i had maddonnas guiatr teac her today and as he left he said :you play a lot better than madddonna:” uh really? noone said iw as a good player but uh ya think>? dont neab to sound bitch y but it was a good laugh. crikey i onkly wrote 6/7ths ish of an album on the guitar and am playing in every track……maybe i might have it as an actual mnode of expression rather than a big necklace…..i dunno maybe she wanted to play guiatr becauxse itwasf unf or her i dont talk to her much anymore so i dont know, i do know her yoga teacher kicks mnyf ucking ass and im sore as hell
sleep now.
corkscrew
ps quick anecdote i used to be so innocent taht when i threw that compaqct at maddonanna never once thinkingtheyd play it a milliomn times that week tabitha soren remmember her wrote somewhere iw as wearing”last seasons” Galliano i sat with at that time Anna Wintours right hand man Paul Cavvaco and had him explain everythingf rom resort to pret a porter to cpouture etc. iwiwsh is till didnt know an di tell myself that i only wantot know the label so i knwo the cut- eg chloe looks good on me - versace looks good on me cos of the cuts- i could be lying to myself ahhhhhto have that innocnece back when brand names meant iugtterly n othing…..but now i like Lanvin and Tsubi jeans and collecting westwood and rick and clare and chanel. id unno i didnt sell out i just bought in some.
love you guys. your sup[portive an di always get ina good mood when come over here and read yoru questions eytc.
ive spoken to billy recently and he mentioned nothingabout shirley manson and i know theres terrible blood between mr x and mr bc in shirleys camp ill text him now to see if its true but he wouldve said something yet i got an email saying billy was playing with her- b y the wya i love her so if thats happening good for fucking her shes a goddess. but something tells me theres a rumour here, billy tells me everything.
corkscrew

bowery>?wghen i had no voice andhad been in th epokey for the imaginary mic stand? that wasnt a show alogt ofpeople tell me they liked that show but i couldnt sing so i just shrdded what wqs in me and i dont really count it as a show more performance art not mucical at all ther wont be as much sassin or assin on this tour andno stage diuving anymore, i want to age fairly gracefully yall i saud fairly

tinyt bit hard for fb>? ity kills her every time. last time was the nanny whod teamed up with c—-ns coke whore to ytrade my clothes and goss to brit tabs about me and him, it was a bloddy nightmare and she denied it and denied it and gee there was the phone bill. it killsher. shes a wary kid. thats anothe rreasonthis myspace nonsense is even allthe more absurd, shed never callatenntionto herself inthat manner,im breaking this to her real gentle. but i willget to the bottom of it and parents will be called and the schoolw illbecalled about said parents.

and thats mmy last long post for a while juliet will collect the relevant questions hope ivce answered a few directly and inadvertantly and well do an interview type thing, well be up and running with COPYRIGHT on my writing within a month or so.
ill still post but very fast yes and nos. and obviosuly if this wanst me juliet would have deleted me long ago, this is my partner juliet and we hope to hzve a fruitful; long lasting positive relartionship with no fiunny business and no wierdness and no spite and no self concepts of loyalty when in fact the whole of the other site fo rthe most oart reflects negativtity, i wouldnt say a loyAl friend ran that site nor would any sane person inthis galaxy.

are you kidding? id love to work with polly jean but id love fo rher to rock and she seems to be in another space, shes so tidy and m so messy…dunno. virgo/cancer/
STOP taking my posts over tot he other site yeah w dont make your egister ( yet) and were real reloaxed ( still) but to abuse that is just wrong.
and frannies IT guy checkec her mac just tro be sure NOPE- no franny on postong but an older sibling of either ne of teh peodophile conspiracy theorists foundher and stole her pics, somehow and they shall be punished. im calling parents as soon s i get home.
im doing ht ebig faat quiz at the end if the year ross asked me to bo onhis team its walliams and russell and ……someone else , i alsmost said no because this someone else, but itll be great fun and why the fyuck not,
were filming out sketcheds tomorrow i ve neverdne sjketches so i may just totally sucxk but russell makes me feel free,
aND IM PLAYING SOME SONGS on his shosw but ,,,well its a nmajor surpirse :”motbhercfuker: wouldngt go down well wth ch4

court said on 29 Nov 2006 at 9:35 pm
linda does singa ot of nanas and lovely parts buit this is the firts time she macde me back my own seklf up do is dont hasvetha purdy melissa voice to rely upon, but lindahas contributed vically only its so subtle/
court said on 29 Nov 2006 at 9:36 pm
pch is not my fave song onthe record for once in your life and nobodies daughter are.

sm is a really comicsted song its got a string section in it and lucsh lushc klevels of prodcution so thast live venue was the :unplugged ” version of it all you really got was a repeptitive melody and billys excellent guitar part one of a few, i dont knwo that id like it inthat format either- but i promise that ans loserdust are frannies faves and shes as touygh asudience because noobnes mom is cool at 14

i dont “love” eithe rof my pzarents there is a blank spot for both of them snd of either died tomorrow i wouldnt feel a thing. cold i know, but there is zero chance of any sorto rfreconciliation and linda wellcopuld havebeen llying about the lsd untilyou kno wthat hanks girflfirnd when he knowcked up my mother was a memeber of the manson family who is still in jaol for murdering anigail folger. and that in one of his books beforei got fasmous he attached his tar to mansons( not marilyns) ( charlies) and punlished ( self) letters between him andmanson, hes a real retina nd yes he DID make acuid of this i am positive, a memeber of the greatful dead alleged to be my :”godfather” told me onbuffaloe ny in about 95.

of course julia davis
matt lucas told me last night kathy burke doesnt perform anymore that they wanted her to be andys mother ina heelchair and she just writes and refusxes to perform ive known her sinc ei was 17 or 18 or whatever straiught to hell era was.
There ar eother songs i like better than PCH its just one of the rehab ones and linda ar4rnaged it nicely and you bet yur britches on a pollemic level some people will say billy did everything when in fact Linda did alot an di did alot and billy played alot of guitar and did in fact write some bnice parts- i need co writers- eric sgtopped being one- that simple.
im n ot ahsamed to say i need c o writers.
it doersnt embarassme int he l,east-what upsetrs me is when those co writers get more than their fair share of credit or in LTT case those co wroters never wrote a note but a b side ( cobain) so thats me but yes i love julia. shes nuts.
in a good way.
i liked wathcing robots in disguise the other night, they were cute.

i don t know that guy i know his band is sort of the pitome of spianl tap uncool ( dfound otu today) and that he planted it, i wouldnt erecognise him from anyone here, honestly.
i do you know shag, i just cant find a monogomous man who i really love, its not like im celibate im just insanely insanely careful about my sex life and who i tell and who knows, one person im superfriends with is extremely private ands so i the other , so its just MY BUSINESS but it wouldnt be this guy thats a promnise i dont even know him i think he was lurking aroundn noel and i at the insomniacs ball the other night, from his pic i recall a guy that looked maybe like that…..tryong to get into the dressing room. sometimes where theres smoke theres fire inthis case no smoke its juts a stupid plant its ridiculousl.

to the person who thinks there should be more vocal emphasis- ther c o0mes alot mor e vbocal emphasis we start whole worl din yo0ru hands fairly medium take rit was y down andthen spit it out as though it were bile.
did yoga with russell today his practice is amazing iwas exhausted and were doing sketches on the show too so we had to rehearse some of those ideas, never having hosted snl ( jackass that iwas i demanded gto play and sing when offered) so these area ctuallty my frist sketches,
i just had hot c chocalate an d cookies and wish i was bulemic,……no kidding but sometim es the carbs put yp0u to sleep when youc ant get up. i weas talking tp franny and i told her one of her friends solf her out- got pics of her and schools tuff and sher knws who it is and i think i agree with her this girl e–a who has always been jealous of frAnces, but smart, you knowe with 12-15 they haste each othe ron e week and then like each other again well e–a reminds me of nellie from little house onthe prairie and i think she acts a;l nicey nice around adults and then is a holy terror when we leave- but me - ive got a side thats very disciplin ed and very uncool mom, i dontneed ot be “c ool” mom i already am and another side that knows EXAcTly the terror a 14 year old caninflict an di know my kid and i chec k her internet with her there thats a rule, c ertainly not the same as diary snoopin g wich iw ouldnt dxo unless drugs came in the picture wich they never will, but like any responsible parengt i check those friends on her mys pace page i knopw them all, she doesnt have but the two aliases an d ones to write grandma with and she simply doesnt have anyt sorto fmy space thats accesible or know about this site or certaib loy ina million years that other site, she wouldnt ev er totlerate bein ga round people who talka about her mother that way anyway.shes an angel of a good kid. im extremely lucky.
so no more conjecture, its a fantasy that frances has any sort of time let alone dfesire to attract attention to herslef via the internet, shes got far far more iunterests than thbat and barely goes ongthe net and when she does its merely to IM her four or fivelittle friends,,
the end of that discussion
oh yeah anyone giving me shite for checking my babies internet should also know i also have ablocker on the remite control so she cant run in to porn tyope shows, wic h inculdes sex and the c ity, shes allowed to watch thatw ith adulots occassionallya nd she can watch weeds.
duh we do haver rules in our house

frances IS on mys pace na name that noone but her little girlfriend know and no pictures and certainly not the one above an dthey are flattering themselves if they think that frances knows what that other site even IS, shes most certainly not on that site and shes defntly not on mhy space on anyway anyone but her schoolriends can find her.
c

jeez. wait for five or six records and maybe thso one willhav e some bona fide hits on it before you start talking box set.
heard AS at the booksigning its actually not so fucking bad maybe i hate it becaus ethe civer art sucks and theres a few songs wich are awful and the prodcution stinks but the songs are pretty good.

dude thanks iwanst even that fat bit he didnt airbrush anything and i only had two hours with hom and had no idea who he was i just do what steve gan tells me tod o and trust its gonnsa be goodl,his cliothes —kurt couldnt have fit inthem and he was skinny, well maybe jkurt couldve, i wonder what kurt would be weariongthese days? i think about stuff likethat sometimes. it was a hard saturn return the hatdest ever but if hed have just giot over it, lived through it, ignored those assholes about whatthey said about drugs, broke up his band like he wanted, did the record he wnjated to make, its not news he wanted to bnreak up his band, Charlie Cross Knows and wrote it in heavier than heaven wich is goibngto be a moviem i cant name names its better Vazriety announce it rather than me but youll all be happy, i perdsonallythink “me” is a little too pretty , but ive talked with her and swhe assures me im full of shit, wich is why i like her she says stuff like that, plus ivenever once seen her at Hyde and she keeps her bizness clean, HE is a choice between two actors , one evryonethinks of as sweeet and perfect and unassumingm, but whod ioes have alot of rage in him the othe rwears his rage welll, the good news is everyone eanst to do it and i dont have to beg anyone, okay that pughta keep yal;l guessing, but that films NOT gettiong made til im in the set out of actor jail, bercause im not making a movie about myself until im out of actor jail wich ishappening but nbiot toil the end of jan bvegijning of feb am i getting to announce this all.
until then whoever said itw as dumb marjeting to changethe albvumns name doesnt knwo athing about marketing, working titles get changed everyday and its the sjmart move an dteh common move to have people think its called one thing and to come yup woth an even better title in the endzone, the dirty girls song is still there, it sjust a different a nd very very good song, its not as simple as the othe ronel,but its got fire and fury.its just not so blatantly dumb in this 90s way.
lovelove
court
ps thanks agin to mods for keepingme updated on stuff and my team onstuff that gets said over at the bad site.

you are utterly clueless about what work was done and when i see the conjecture on here i just laugh my fat ass off.
TOTAL FACIAL RECONSTRUCTIO….what the fuck are you on about?
Admitted;y the face got very very scary during the crack years, but that was to be expected due to as little beauty enhancer called CRACK.
I see the lists you guys post and i just fucking laugh and sometimes i get mad, because you make upo surgeries that Ive never even heard of.
Sure theres some of this and some of that, But noones ever had a face lift or cheek implants or bones crushed or any of that , noses and the lips that wont shrink, and better teeth. and tits out after tits were in. thats all.
Theres FAT on her sid eof the family but not a lot of wrinkles and theres a big fat nose on that side of the family and weve all seen it and it had to go.
But stop harping on and on about fictional sci fi sirgeries that just didnt happen.
SOME people have never even had BOTOX and this poster is one of those people.
SOme people get puffy not wrinkly due to genetics and some people last well into thier forties with a tigh ass and high tits if they drink alot of water and go macrobiotic quietly and do alot of yoga and are lucky re the drug abuse and their constitution.
Ive heard of jaw reductions, rib removals, cheek impants forehead inplants, a procedure where they take the hairline back so ones forehead looks higher, changing the eye vector, all sorts of arcane shit, theres one where they inject fat into the wrinkle between your armpit and your arm socket , so yo can have a totallysmooth line when you wera strappy dresses.
Sharon Ive heard on good authority has her toenails acryliced, thats just weird, like every toe afake toenail so shell look perfect in sandals.
I cant lie and say i dont knowe anyone who never used sharons manicurist and was curious and tried it , but i hear it felt realy weird
the big thing now>? Eyelash extensions. everyones got them.
anyway carry on with the delusional list of plastic surgeries that were not undertaken please. Its so fun. I have the funnest here of any member , only when i feel like a real masochist who wants to feel lower than shit and know what hate an dbitterness and cyniccism is really all about.
Cant wait until certian people thank their fans, what fans?I dont belive there are any here just Paris Hilton obsessed newbies who want ot be cool by being as evila spossible about every single piece of minutae.
Gotta sleep.